A Tolerance for Rampant Consumerism

Yesterday I went dorm shopping. It was fun. I also took my dog to the vet. That was not quite so fun. Don't worry, she's okay. She just had her teeth cleaned. Anyway. SHOPPING.

So my mom and I took my dog

to the vet, got coffee from Safehouse, which is totes delish because they have the same Classic Latte that was at Crave, which closed. Then we went to Kmart, Bed Bath & Beyond, Super Target, Best Buy, The Apple Store, Crate & Barrel, Anthropologie, then back to the vet to pick up Sassy (my dog) and then went home.

I will now take this opportunity to take inventory.




Ahem.

NOTE:  I realized after I started doing this that it is really hard to find exact pictures of everything I got. So if you see me on the street with a GREEN flash drive instead of a PINK one, don't point at me and call me a Liar. I'm just lazy.

K MART

4 GB Lolipop Flash Drive











BED BATH & BEYOND

Brita Water Filter

Laptop Sleeve (black)

SUPER TARGET

Underwear! (I did not buy this underwear; I can't find a picture)

Socks (I did not buy these socks; I can't find a picture)(Dammit)

Bras

ILSIJDILJSDF HEY LOOK I'M A PICTURE OF BRAS

White Board

Planner

First Aid Kit

Mattress Pad (lolololol this one's waterproof.)

Coffee

Hangers (white)

Sharpies

Sidenote: WTF

Grey Scarf

Sidenote: Did you know I'm related to Linda Gray?

BEST BUY

Blank CDs

EXTREME PITA

Falafal

THE APPLE STORE

Laptop Case (purple)

CRATE & BARREL

Shower Caddy

ANHTROPOLOGIE

Robe (on sale from $88 to $19!!!!!!!!!)

And I do believe that is all.
Phew. That is a lot of things. I still need a French Coffee Press. Like this:

And I need...some clothes. I'm probably going to have to buy all of my clothes at Goodwill. Oh well.

I'm going to shower now.

I Probably Have West Nile Virus

So I'm not actually in college yet... I still have...oh god I have to count. Hang on, this is going to take a minute. Okay. I have 25 days until I move into my dorm, and 31 days before I actually start classes. But I CAN'T WAIT, and everything seems so BORING because what's coming up is SO EXCITING. I'm just sitting here...waiting...scratching my mosquito bites. I have two, right next to each other. They have been itching for DAYS now, relentlessly. Which is why I'm convinced I have West Nile Virus.

Judge Judy's a bitch.

There's gonna be a Twilight Spoof/Parody called Vampires Suck? Looks kind of funny. lolololol. I usually really hate spoofs, but someone got hit in the head with a shovel, and it made me laugh.

It's the simple things.

Is the plural of spoof "spooves"? I feel like it should be. But spoof is such a new word, maybe they just don't know what to do with it yet.

I had coffee today. And a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. That's like, my favorite food ever. BUT- it has to bee done a certain way. Why did I spell be like that? Anyway.

First- You MUST use this bread:


The rest...I'm pretty flexible about. It just HAS TO BE THAT BREAD. It's always moist and delicious. I use whatever peanut butter my mom buys...smooth...and right now we have blackberry jelly. I prefer raspberry, but that's what we have, so I use it. The other day I had a peanut butter and bananana (too many "anana"s) sandwich. It was kind of gross.



I'M SO EXCITED FOR STEP UP 3-D!!!! Opposite.

Look at all of these clothes I want but will never get!

Clothes I Want For School by sumdawg featuring Seven For All Mankind jeans

Holy crap I hope a picture shows up there.

Okay I'm done with this.